well, look, there comes a level of greek adonis attractiveness at which a person actually goes so far into the cupboard of perfect features that they become boring. hence the new aero bubbly thing advert just skims by me - i remember it's aero because he mentions bubbles, right? but i just look at him and go, 'what?' i don't understand what he ( Read more... )

i'm irritated by ebay. yes, i'm selling my life on ebay again. urgh.

american boy by estelle is a fucking choon and it namechecks ribena. sorry, because it namechecks ribena. oh man song of the summer. even though it does refer to a man as a boy, which is one of the most annoying things a song (or person) can do ( Read more... )

I
GOT
THE
JOB
AT
PENGUIN

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO WATCH DARKPLACE WITH MY ILL SISTER
ROCK
AND
ROLL

honestly, honestly: my job interview was GREAT. i had a good time and generally felt, again, that i'd put myself across well. and it's a gorgeous day. i'm going to get some carrot cake and sit in the sunshine in the garden and just breathe deep. it was raining, but it stopped, see, and now the world - the world is new. squeaky and shiny like a ( Read more... )

things i have done today ( Read more... )

from the corridor floor, a note; next to incriminating pile of screws, woodshavings and one (1) door handle ( Read more... )

hello boys and girls, my name is fat lip.

well, off i go to london town on crappy trains. what a drain, n'est pas? buses and trains and bollocks, oh my.

but i'm looking forward to it. i have a special dressie to wear on my first day and everything. i will look like something out of clueless.

whee.

i'm sitting in front of the telly on the ol' laptop because there's no-one else in. hahahah in the face of familial norms. i've already made tea and fed the fish and i figured, while i was being horribly like a cat lady (fish lady?), i'd watch a bunch of shit saturday evening tv ( Read more... )

fascination by alphabeat.

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i heard one line of this and spent the whole length of the video close to the screen wishing i could die and be a baby again so it could be the first happy song i ever heard.

i think i might be a little emotionally unstable, but.

(mapes i got that construction from you damnit)

oh god i want to squeeze someone!

god fucking damnit i am CRIPPLED by period pain ( Read more... )